LOL.
i'm so dead (alive).
The only thing I'm lack of currently is a cousel from our school counsellor.

Everything else is all done,
except for a trip to the counsellor.
So interesting,
isn't it?

I'd better plan out eveything beforehand in case this day really come.s

*pushing open the door of teh counsellor's room*
*goes in*
*sit down*
me: omg dearest (counsellor's name), you are the so pretty! I love you!
Nice to meet you! I'm Jincheng!

If she stares at me crazily,
I shall go on like this, if not i'll resort to (b)

(a)
:D you really are pretty!
Hi what am I here for?
oh my dear counsellor, I know i have attitude problem,
but you see, everything's solved,
especially my attitude problem which existed in my previous life,
the only problem I have now,
I mean enjoyable time,
is staying in this pretty little room,
when EOYS are coming (best to say this after eoys)
Hello, uh am i counselling myself?
I'm doing all the talking haha.

uh mrs/ ms/ mdm/ , what may i help you with?
You seem to look confused?
why why,
I thought these days the weather is pretty gd?
and life's going on fairly easy with the EOYS.
~
*and i'll rave on

And hopefully she dials the IMH no. And i'll be loyal patient of IMH to be released in less than 2 days :D

(b)
if she craps with me,
then i'll probably tell her all the stuffs like
I have no intention of harming anyone,
I love everyone around me,
including you,
(and if she starts talking about anything sad,i'll askher her happy times)
was dinner nice yesterday?
The kfc which i ate (actually not yet,_.) is hyper-delicious,
And i think what they say are all true,
true to the extreme that I certainly believe, and take it to the core of my heart
I knows for sure that they care for me by telling me all their mistakes,
That's why i'm planning, but not yet,
to repay them by helping them improve
by telling how beautiful they are,
~~~~~~~~

And hopefully she calls imh, and hopefully not the principle,

and if worse comes the worse i'm facing the principle.

I'll sit quietly and look at my skirt throughout.
and at the end of her speech (if there is)(and my words will be true , mostly)

i'll move my eyes up to stare at her with tearing spiraling in my eyes telling her how much i ought to thank her and how sorry i feel for actually sparing her time to give this poor student so much time with her one out of the thousands student, when she's got much more important stuff to do._.


Basically, if i'm called to visit the counsellor,
My aim will be to get to pay a visit to IMH and having the doctors wondering exactly what i went there for.

I suppose or rather,
I know,
I'm crazy.

But won't you,
when you know a lot of things are spinning behind your back,
yet you hold entirely no knowledge of exactly what happened?